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Poster: fireeagle Date: Sep 16, 2009 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and
says,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a
sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 7:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Fireeagle : with such jive you surely impress the dudes with low standands here ! these old boys who run out of breath thinking they are still funny , pathetic!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2009 8:53am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

damn dude, this place is improving your english by leaps and bounds. could it be that you are not really in France and are just a poser??


nahhhhhhhhh


(tool)

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Direwolf : I learned to speak english in the late sixties ! Simply refused to speack these last 14 since I came back to France ,and mosty ,it is typing on pc that is slowly improving, that being quite new for me .

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Poster: hippie64 Date: Sep 19, 2009 8:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Thats the lamest crap I ever heard "dis"skies

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Poster: fireeagle Date: Sep 19, 2009 8:06am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

fu*k off

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 18, 2009 12:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

The ultimate male chauvinist pig:

[disturbing picture removed as a gesture of goodwill to the esteemed QBall and our gracious PM.]

This post was modified by robthewordsmith on 2009-09-18 07:36:16

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Poster: Styrofoam Cueball Date: Sep 18, 2009 8:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Thanks Rob! :)


Now, can you do something about the Eau de Fromage Mal around here?

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Sep 18, 2009 8:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Sadly, my friend, some things are beyond the reach of the edit button.

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Poster: Styrofoam Cueball Date: Sep 18, 2009 9:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Pity, that. *sigh*

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 18, 2009 6:18am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Wow! Now, if only I could get responses like that outta skies...

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 7:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

You dream too much , W.Tell ! Do it with banditos ,you seem to like gutters these days ! That's how american me still feel as real males ,then ?

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 18, 2009 8:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks: yes, thanks to Rob!

Huh? Rob and I help clean up the place and this is the thanks we get?

We don't get no respect, I tell you...no respect at all. A brit and a mick working together certainly warrants something more, eh?

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 8:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks: yes, thanks to Rob!

A brit is a british ,but what is a mick ? Euh ,an irish maybe ,W.T ?You clean up what ? banditos mouth? Then you need a more effcient soap ,heavy peasant Marseilles soap ,at least !

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Poster: rastamon Date: Sep 16, 2009 11:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

TOO F'n funny!! gotta remember that one
Hey, banditos33, do you work at a head shop on Vassar?
(or did i already ask)

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Poster: banditos33 Date: Sep 17, 2009 4:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Sorry not me bro, I am down here in NC.

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 17, 2009 10:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Backwards redneds in boondocks NC ! Still belong to KKK then ?Americans are somewhat more intelligent in California , I noticed long ago!

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Poster: banditos33 Date: Sep 18, 2009 5:04am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Yep in the boondocks on most Saturdays we have a pig screwing and every once in awhile we lower our standards and screw a smelly, hairy sloth like your mom. If you are wandering, I am not in the Klan but I cant comment on their French invasion so dont surrender yet.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 16, 2009 11:49am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

"If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

I hope the sexist pig police forgive me, but that was a great one...thanks.

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Poster: Styrofoam Cueball Date: Sep 16, 2009 12:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Montana

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Poster: William Tell Date: Sep 17, 2009 9:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Yours I can tolerate (hmmm) but the one of Rob's below is really starting to disturb me...I have to scroll quickly to avoid it coming into to focus...I suppose that's a good thing, right? Dire was saying it was going to be his desktopwallpaperdoohickey but not sure now with his medallion...

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Poster: Styrofoam Cueball Date: Sep 17, 2009 4:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

Yeah, that pic is just grossing me out. I actually didn't see it until after I put up mine: the juxtaposition is strange, but maybe appropriate.


And apologies for making you re-open this thread to read this reply (if you did) because it may mean seeing that pic yet again... D:

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Poster: skies Date: Sep 18, 2009 7:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Give thanks (NONDEAD)

So that's how they still do it in NC nowadays , Cueball ?